Newb Muffin

A delicious baked good derived of newbs. Can be very tasty if cooked correctly, over pwnage may lead to burnt newb muffins.

~ Om num num, that was a good Newb Muffin.

~ Avy is a newb muffin.

by Muffin Of Newbness March 15, 2009

Queif muffin

When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their own queif.

Q::"Zak did you smell that queif muffin?"
A::"Yepp I sure did and it smells gooooood!"

by ILoveCMJ July 30, 2009

Fuckberry Muffin

For use when describing an especially attractive woman, whom you would like to have sexual intercourse with.

Joe- "Wow, look at that woman!"
Fred- "She looks like a damn fuckberry muffin."
Joe- "Indeed."

by fuck.berry.muffin. December 6, 2010

Ninja Muffin

A type of person, who is awesome, and they are loved by their friends.

Or some kind of person who is quite insane.
See examples below:

Katie Cupcake Ninja Muffin
Elly Ninja Midget Apple
Steph Purple Cupcakes

by Cupcake98 April 14, 2011

muffin-top

The phenomenon resulting from the trend in tight low-rise jeans coupled with midriff baring shirts on girls who should not be wearing them, causing a spillage of fat resembling the top of a muffin spilling out of its paper.

Dude, did you see that girl walking by? she totally had a muffin-top!

by huelotim December 10, 2008

muffin

One of the greatest words on the planet. This word can be used for anythin (see example)

Insult: "You Stupid muffin"
Compliment: "Hey, Nice muffins"
Self Respect: "I am the muffin king"
Insult Yourself: "I am the worlds biggest muffin"

by nobody important March 3, 2004

fuck muffin

N. An affection term, normally said by the guy to the girl.

Origin: Joe

Joe: Bye fuck muffin, love u lots!
Jen: Bye cup cake, see u later on tonight! ;-)

by Jen July 29, 2004