HAIR MODEL

A man with Glorious hair. He could get paid to model it. Also a man commonly referred to as simply "THE TOWNSEND"

Boy that Kieth Townsend is one heckl of a HAIR MODEL...

by bguguen destroyer August 24, 2014

Goal Model

Someone older than you, living their best life unashamedly.

Did you see Nanna Maureen? She was so drunk at the wedding that her and Doris popped out and went to the hotel gym to have a play on the rowing machine!

That woman is my Goal Model!

by Oogaflugen August 8, 2020

Transformer Architecture Model

Well... THAT SURE AS HELL LOOKS LIKE 2 ASYMMETRICAL "LOOPS" OF PROCESSING TO ME! DOESN'T IT!? ALMOST LOOKS LIKE EXACTLY THE FUCKING THING I SAID!

Hym "Oh and they made it pay attention to the MOST RELEVANT words in a sentence now? As though they were in ALL CAPS? They do that NOW and they DIDN'T do it BEFORE? Oopooooh! IT ONLY WORKS BECAUSE OF THE MASSIVE DATA SET!? I WONDER WHO'S FUCKING IDEA THAT WAS! EVERYTHING IT DOES NOW IS THE RESULT OF EMERGENT PROPERTIES THAT ONLY HAPPENING WHEN YOU USE A MASSIVE DATA SET!? WOOOOOOOW! WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THAT MUST BE A FUCKING GENIUS! 'Transformer architecture model' MY ASS! You need to call it the HYM IAM MODEL. Because THAT'S WHAT IT IS YOU FUCKING CLOWNS!"

by Hym Iam May 18, 2025

Instagram model

A person who is really untalented moneymaker who profits off insecurity of young girls

Sally: I really wanna be like Instagram model!
Bob: don't shes toxic

by annbananyyy October 30, 2021

Model-Malte

A model-Malte is a pretty boy who is also great at Maths. You can call him Math-Malte too. He is lazy when he have to do math even though he can do it. He used to be a model but his big be a mathematician.

Model-Malte make your math homework!

by VMSE September 9, 2018

Modelizer

Modelizer (noun): One who associates habitually with models. A term often used to describe individuals who have a habit of dating or being romantically involved with multiple models.

I saw a modelizer walked with a fine model to a fine dinning restaurant.
Those guys are modelizer, they exclusively spend time with models.
Every Saturday Harry hangout with modelizers.
Modelizer habitually creates a scene.
Habitual modelizer Leonardo DiCaprio, 43, leaves the LA home of Camila Morrone, 20.

by HarryTango September 2, 2023

Role Model

People do not have roles and, therefore, do not need to be modeled. Insults and anger don't somehow magically inflate my viewership. At least no more than "Work hard hustle culture rhetoric" inflates the viewership of these fucking work-salesmen infotainment guys. The Youtube algorithm mills that shit out almost exclusively. All manner of things "Could hypothetically cause abstract harm." But I could likely find an INVERSE CORRELATION between THIS and any hypothetical "Harm" being done. What constitutes abstract harm varies. The truth could be considered harmful situationally. Additionally, benign things could be conflated with "abstract harm" to justify canceling people. This has actually already happened on several occasions.

Hym "Hey, how many subscribers did you get after I referred to you? You know what? I don't actually care. I never claim to be a role model nor should I be required to be a good one to justify success. What makes you think I don't put thought into this? Just because it's not a fucking youtube video it somehow doesn't count? You bought a fucking camera. That's your 'higher quality of production.' The Joker is based on a hypothetical I wrote about Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson in response to the proposition that men were being kept in check by the threat of physical violence and I wrote some of the dialogue. I wrote quite a few joke for the highest rated season of Solar Opposites. And this is the framework for a dozen different shows, movies, and anime. But YOU want to talk to me about not focusing enough on the production value? Get the fuck out of here with that. Now... I'm debating whether or not to insult you... Hmm... No... No. I'll save it for next time. How about this? If the correlation between 'insults and anger' and views is higher than the correlation between fat cocks and success with women... I will grant YOU and only you 1 request. Anything you want."

by Hym Iam October 14, 2023