Manterpreting

The act of 'Manterpreting' is defined as the instance wherein a male, through no fault of his own but merely because he is a man, will misinterpret even the most basic instructions given to him by a woman, most often causing a job or chore to be done incorrectly and most likely causing great annoyance to the woman. Not to be confused with a man who just does not listen to instructions.

Honestly, I just asked him to get 'a few essentials' from the shop, and he comes home with 12 pots of instant noodles, a metric crescent wrench and a frozen pizza! Bloody Manterpreting!!

by NoenPfhurnix September 30, 2016

the 2018 us midterms

the point of inflection at which trump derangement syndrome became trump impeachment syndrome

all neo progressive members of the squad minus aoc are responsible for bringing about the 2018 us midterms

by Sexydimma February 3, 2020

mentee

Someone stupid who doesn't know jack and needs someone spoonfeed them every little god damn detail.

You idiot D comes after C. Now don't fail the god damn alphabet test!

by BuFFerMaN May 13, 2005

mantelfetus

Definition: 1 (noun). He who excels at creating and implementing various forms of subterfuge in every day life, especially at a Poker game. 2 (noun). He who is inherently unlucky and always manages to fuck things up. Is also prone to being hit in the face by anything being thrown across a room in jest. 3 (adj). Any person displaying any qualities above. 4 (interjection). May be exclaimed in a deep yet excited whisper when something has gone well or some goal has been achieved through toil or luck.
Background: Invented spontaneously at 3AM during a poker game at the University of Maryland

Abrev: Fetus
Other Forms: Fecal, FecalMatter

Mantelfetus is the greatest guy alive.

Mantelfetus! - upon winning the lottery

by Dave Pohlson December 15, 2004

Mantelope

half man half antelope

person 1:"OMG did you hear about the new spiderman villian? the mantelope!!??"
person 2:"you have got to be kidding me -.-"

by huy would like to play November 16, 2007

minted

A slang term to describe being stoned. Used in areas where youre not meant to be you can say your minted and only some people will know what youre talking about. Alongside this the word mints is used as slang for weed.

Example 1

Man 1 "Yo im fucking minted"

Man 2 "yeah man thats some good shits"

Example 2

Man 1 "Hey when can you get those mints"

Man 2 "I think the shops run out"

by Ricky-Acid November 15, 2007

Minted

(v) to get minted is to hook up with someone
meaning to "get fresh" with someone

also,

"to get mint" is to have a hook up with someone

I think I'm going to get minted with him tonight ;)

by PinkTigeress January 18, 2011