maltose

Sugar form of "malto".

He's so awesome, his maltose level is 200!

by St3ph3n H4wk1n6 September 28, 2005

mailtertainment

mailtertainment - emails that provide entertainment. emails that make you laugh and brighten up your day/inbox!
Not SPAM or Chain Mails. Emails from real people you know.

that email was pure mailtertainment.

by chloeoc August 19, 2008

maltoboris

He who is a she, but is still a he who loves hes and shes alike. While he loves hes and shes he loves herself the most, and yet, the least.

The maltoboris often moans in the restroom to itself.

by James Alexander Wilson March 30, 2009

Maltelfovich

The language people use when austining to make sure their target is unaware they are being mocked.

Bob: "Hey, Joe, there goes that vampiritic slut, Jose!"
Joe: "And here he comes to beat you up. >watches stupid Bob get the shit kicked out of him< Sigh. If only you'd used Maltelfovich."

by Crazy Axer July 6, 2009

maltrate

to titrate maltose. ie: to drink beer all day in a carefully calculated, metered manner.

For best results, maltrate.

by chickenwater July 8, 2010

mauldies

When you drink a huge amount of alcoholic beverages and you are completely fuked up!

Jesus I downed a bottle of absenth the other night, I was in the absolute Mauldies!

Awh poor Clem is in the Mauldies!

by jonnyboi2 July 22, 2010

Malty Pink

Malty pink. noun. 1. An certain, extremely explicit sexual act. 2. The color of certain bars of soap.

1: ohhhhh shit dawg. you did not malty pink her. you did not.
2. Nice malty pink bar of soap. Classy

by JabHerPunssy September 9, 2010