When a girl with large breasts, preferably with erect nipples, grabs each breast and shakes and points them in the direction of her target, while making machine gun noises, to simulate automatic weapons.
My guy was not into sex last night. Until I busted out the machine gun titties and he was more then agreeable.
by plow girl May 24, 2014
Get the machine gun titties mug.1)someone or something that literaly or metaphoricaly kicks ass
2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.
3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you
4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon
5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass
2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.
3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you
4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon
5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass
stay away from that big guy over there, he's a murder machine
yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine
(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!
yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine
(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!
by fuckov March 5, 2008
Get the murder machine mug.When someone has an unusually large gum line. Typically they are attractive at first, but when they smile you are turned off instantly.
by zayzay November 4, 2008
Get the Gum Machine mug.Basically, a 'machine' that uses many ordinary items, and positions them in a way so that when activated, sometimes by 'knocking down the first domino' so to speak, it leads to a series of events that are all activated by the previous events.
They are most always elaborate, with many things going on at one time.
They are hard to build, and sometimes take over 4 months and a millions hours to build, but the results are spectacular.
They are most always elaborate, with many things going on at one time.
They are hard to build, and sometimes take over 4 months and a millions hours to build, but the results are spectacular.
Child 1: Hey, let's play Mouse Trap!
Child 2: I heard that's something called a Rube Goldberg Machine!
Teen 1: Have you seen Ok Go's new video, 'This Too Shall Pass'? It's totally a Rube Goldberg Machine!
Child 2: I heard that's something called a Rube Goldberg Machine!
Teen 1: Have you seen Ok Go's new video, 'This Too Shall Pass'? It's totally a Rube Goldberg Machine!
by loveisjujujubaby March 13, 2010
Get the Rube Goldberg Machine mug.A "Fluid WashingMachine" is when you shit in someone's mouth, the person then throws it up and eats it again, then you add more body fluids to make it more sexual. ...gave... A fluid washingmachine
by coolkix June 6, 2016
Get the Fluid Washing machine mug.To attempt to quickly and deviously fuck people over by any means necessary for ones own personal advancement.
My Machiavellian step-daughter attempted to extort money from me and ruin my reputation when I divorced her mother.
by crappieguide December 30, 2013
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