Cash Loder

- Someone who makes loud and obnoxious noises when in public locations (i.e. Ordering food at a restaurant) to make the surrounding people look toward the origin of the noise and possibly become annoyed.

X: Yo man, i saw a total Cash Loder last night at the Buffalo Wild Wings!
Y: No way! i bet he made a fool of himself.

X: Dude, some Cash Loder at the bar last night was pissing everybody off with his loud sex noises.
Y: too bad he'll never get any poon!

by Babaganoush69 June 21, 2010

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dong logger

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger

by beatleeater October 3, 2010

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Armchair Logger

Someone who logs a geocache find, without having actually visited the geocache. Quite often getting a fellow geocacher to sign their name in the logbook, while they are elsewhere.

They may have found a lot of geocaches, but everyone knows they are an armchair logger.

by GLOTCH November 9, 2010

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one-logger

When you gotta take a big shit, and you drop it all in one steamy log, rather than many shits. Its glorious and sought after by many cultures. Some say it's where the term "holy shit" derives from. A one-logger must be chosen by God, and cannot be artificially induced, thus banning the faux-logger.

ex 1)

Guy1: hey man, i just dropped a one-logger!
Guy2: HOLY SHIT dude no way, u snap any pics?
Guy1: OFC, wanna see?
Guy2: Ive never seen anything so glorious.. what was it like..

ex2) the tweet:
Yo twitter, i just dropped a one-logger. #YOLO

by Jacob Longfloor February 26, 2012

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