Log Lessons

The act of showing one or more people how to roll a 2 or more gram blunt. Log lessons can be taught by anyone with the abilites to roll a suffiecent sized blunt
When Hollie arrived at my house carrying a 3 pack of white owls i knew she was ready for the Log Lessons

"Yo Tron when this baseball games over are you ready to head back to the mons and study the Log Lessons
by tronasaurus April 16, 2013
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Log Clogger

(1) Fecal excrement of such abnormally large girth that it is (or would be) unable to be eliminated by the flushing mechanism.

(2) Large bowel movement that overwhelms the capabilities of modern plumbing. May or may not be the size of the hole in the toilet.
Michelle dropped the old log clogger at Sarah's apartment and she had to have her septic system reinstalled

You call that a log clogger man? I have thicker dumps that that after a week of eating split pea soup.
by Tom and Michelle May 20, 2008
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Lincoln-Logging

Much like running a train, you and your friends take turns defecating on a girl's chest and stomach region until some type of crude structure is formed by the feces.
After feeding her ungodly amounts of booze, I was finally able to convince her to let me and my friends do some Lincoln-Logging in her dorm room.
by eops November 01, 2009
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Lincoln Logging

When two women use a turd as a double sided dildo.
I met a hot butch last night and we ended up Lincoln logging till dawn. It was so hot.
by SallyCockidilly October 30, 2013
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leave a log

When you poop. Usually somewhere inappropriate.
I think I'll leave a log in the water while no one is looking.
by fruitytooty April 24, 2006
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Gas Logs

When you have a large dump with a lot of gas.
If I eat too much Mexican food, I'll have gas logs for days.
by aguyinnc12 July 04, 2011
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Devon Log

The act of sticking your penis inside of a anal canal and pulling out with large amounts of fecile matter on the penis.
Person 1:man my boyfriend hed held a shit all day.

Person2:Well thats great did i need to know all of that?

Person1:ya you did considering he gave me a devon log
by dirty banana9 June 14, 2011
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