les deux

the last drop of semen that is hanging at the tip of a man's penis after ejaculation. Pronounced "Leh - dew"

"Man, I accidently got les deux on my t-shirt!!! this is all your fault, you temptress!"

by Magno Jimenez January 7, 2008

le weird

when something doesn't hurt, it doesn't tickle, it's just uncomfortable but never goes away

brady and irish hyperextended my tricept in hauling me off into the trunk and now it's just le weird.

by hybuir April 6, 2004

Le-baming

Doing or saying something that makes EVERYTHING awkward.

We were talking about Susan's break-up when she walked into the room - completely le-baming the situation.

by Kimorgarita April 6, 2013

Le ruhtard

A term used to describe oneself in the event of a fuck up. Deprived from English and French by two teens who are Le ruhtards themselves.

"I fucked up hard"
"You are Le ruhtard"

by .ram.her.good_ram.her.hard. March 4, 2017

lazy les

Jerking off in the shower, and then getting caught by your wife or girlfriend.

"You wouldn't believe it but i was in the shower having a "lazy les" this morning and got busted by my wifey."

by Protector of the SW cadets August 12, 2014

Le Fishe

Le Fishe or Just Fish is a Discord Server Raider known for Nuking Mappers Like Czechoslovakia Ball Mapping or Torontoball mapping plus he is very sexy and attractive irl pls i need bitches ok byeguys :floppabye:

"Hello Le Fishe Nice to meet you"
"I forgor"

by Fishishot June 12, 2022

les jones

a walking hotcarl. loves large german men and periodically visits gay male sex clubs. currently resides in owosso where he has no friends or lover but his sister

hey my name is les jones do you have any peeps

by milf March 19, 2005