just wondering 

the biggest FUCKING lie of ALL time. If anyone ever says "just wondering" you have the right to black mail and interrogate that son of a bitch until you uncover the truth. ESPECIALLY if it's about someone you might like.

Do you like *****
Umm not really? Why?
Just wondering
FUCKKKCKCKCKCK OFFFFFF

just wondering by ASDFGHKL April 11, 2018

Just Jesus January 

In contrast to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, the month of January is given to Jesus. All sexual acts must be committed under his watchful, sultry eyes, preferably with his divine image as inspiration.

"Hey dude, let's go watch some porn and jack off together!"

"No way dude, it's Just Jesus January. I only jack for Jesus."
OR

"Alright dude, but only if it has a scripturally accurate portrayal of Jesus in it. After all, it's Just Jesus January!"

Just Jesus January by Pseudonymous Smosh December 3, 2018

just 'cause 

(or: just 'cuz) When the police pull you over, search you, arrest you, etc. with out having any just cause they have just 'cause.

"Man they had no reason to pull me over."

"Nah they had just 'cause"

just 'cause by pdizz128 March 3, 2008

just a little 

a song that is performed with sexually orientated movement before, during or after a theatrical performance.
if performed too often, performers may be kicked out of groups. eg. drama ensembles.
actions that are done to song, must include thrusting of legs, hips and pelvis', particulary on hard surfaces, eg. floor boards.

"hughsi.... you are so....sexy, everything about you so sexy, you dont even know what you've gotttt, you're really hitting my spot, oh yer"

just a little by cheriẹ July 18, 2005

Just go with it 

A phase used by drunk upper class females to coerce a male under class into having sex with the said upper class female despite the consequences. The male is in a moral tragedy at this point. he can accept the sexual advances of the drunken female and risk expulsion or face the ridicule of his classmates for his decision.

As the male awakes in the middle of the night from a half naked girl, who was not there previously.

Female: "Roll over and just go with it"

Just go with it by Bagman91 December 14, 2010

just good friends 

1.Used when a girl breaks up with a man. Means she wants everything in the relationship (the talking, the feelings, the emotions), but the guy doesn't get the sex.
2. Used by one guy to describe a relationship with a girl. This means he was rejected and didn't get any play.

1. I think we should just be good friends. Means: I want you to be in a relationship with me, but I will be having sexx with other guys and not you.
2. SHe and I are just good freinds. Meeans: I made a pass at her, but I got rejected.

just good friends by JJ July 13, 2004

just sayin' 

Pointing out some information or fact without stating any particular opinion about it, leaving the other person to form their own opinion based on what you've said. The equivalent of the old phrase, "I am just giving information here."

Tom: "Check out this article about alien experiments at Area 51."
Betsy: "The dude who wrote that article also says Elvis lives in his basement. Just sayin'."

just sayin' by GigiLaFleur August 9, 2017