Hipster

A hipster, a complete douchebag who thinks he's fighting society with his progressive and "rebellious" ideals. The average hipster believes that they are fighting against the odds against society. They somehow manage to be "up to date" on events or actions before they have occurred. Attributes of hipsters tend to lean towards a more collegiate look, meaning that they happen to wear outrageous clothing that happens to be "hip" in mixture with a set of trendy "Sperry's".

"Dude look at that hipster, he totally knew about Gangnam style before it went big yo"

by Chromgar July 6, 2013

Hipster paralysis

A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.

I nearly tripped over this guy in full hipster paralysis on my way over here.

by Noumenontreal September 4, 2013

hipstacrite

A person of the Hipster persuasion who exemplifies the essence of unjustified entitlement and hypocritical behavior. One who engages in criticism of cultural trends, policy, institutions, organizations etc. While either knowingly or unknowingly supporting and actively using such services, companies, businesses ect.

Guy: "Take a look at that Hipster with the sign that says 'Corporations are Evil' and the other one with the sign "Vegan and Proud" all hanging around the Occupy Wall Street protest."

Girl: "I see him... The one with the PBR t-shirt taking a picture with his iPhone of the FedEx guy? I bet he's going to upload it to Instagram and Facebook and then go take out 50 bucks from his trust fund with his ATM card and buy a Whole Foods burrito.

Guy: That vegan is wearing Birkenstocks.

Girl: Hipstacrites!

by Everyone Who Knows Them January 1, 2014

hipster thug

A hipster thug is someone who transcends the normal hipster status and sets a new level of class. They are the definition of a perfect hipster.

My friend Tom put a paper clip in his glasses frames to keep them together after he lost the screw, he is a total hipster thug.

by JustinHoliday February 27, 2014

Hipster Fishing

The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.

Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.

by limitlust August 4, 2014

hipster twitcher

One who uses the mainly cancerous site Twitch, and purposefully watches less popular streamers to appear cool. In reality, however, they're just lonely nerds and deep down they know that

Hipster twitcher: Holy cow! This stream only has 200 viewers, I am gonna watch it so I appear cool and hip to my fellow Twitchers!

Obese friend who uses Twitch and is also a weeb: By god, you're such a hipster twitcher man

by Robbie The Memer April 18, 2015

Hipster Cut

A common hipster haircut where the sides of the head are cut short while the top is left long. The long portion of the hair is then combed back or to the side using hair products. A long beard is grown to complement the hair.

Hipster walks into a barber shop: Hey man give me the Hipster Cut.

by inshadow4 August 3, 2015