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hook and ladder

The act of inserting one's finger (maximum of two) into a vaginal or anal opening, before cramming as much fist or forearm in as the cavity will accept.
I thought she was going slow, but then Kelsey hook and laddered me and now I'm crazy sore.
by Carpe_Panton June 13, 2015
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Hooker walk

That really fast, erratic, arm swinging way of walking. Usually done by real hookers, but usually by hoodrats and ghetto chicks.
Cute chick, but she has hooker walk, eh.
by M Moon August 8, 2015
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Hooker Years

These are the long drawn out years that dirty skanks endure while sleeping with everyone under the sun. These years generally give you a haggard, old and unhealthy look about you. (Its kind of like dog years but for hookers/whores)
Damn that broad over there looks like she's taken a beating over the years. How old would you say she is? In regular years or Hooker years? Well if she wasn't such a clear skank, I'd say about 20 but I'd say at the very least 75 in Hooker Years.
by GZUS1 December 1, 2017
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Hookenasty Puss Puss

When You Eat a Hookers Pussy Out and Make a Vile Expression.
"Oh God Boy Why You Lookin so Hookenasty Puss Puss rn, COME ON LETS GO DEEPER!"
by MinderTing July 16, 2020
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corn hook

Sticking your finger into a womans ass while in doggy style in order to move her forards and backwards with your finger.
"I gave my girl a cornhook from behind and she went crazy!"
by Peter N. Ballsonya June 23, 2003
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mc hooker

Hot slutty girl selling herself at the McDonald's drive through window.
Yeah, can I have a Mc Hooker with nothin' on her.
by immortalsoldier December 5, 2009
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Dual Hook'd

Being attacked or attached by a dual hook

aka: THE ALMIGHTY DUAL HOOK!!!
Rico: What do i do?
Sergeant: Use something to attach the soldier to that helicopter.
Rico: I'll use my Dual Hook
Sergeant: your what?
*Uses Dual Hook*
Sergeant: You just Dual Hook'd him!
by texkid4 (Mr. Smiley November 16, 2009
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