fanboy 1: dude dave is a dam guitar god, he gets so much ass from his skills
fanboy 2: ya but i doubt hell make it past 40, u hear hes got the clap, aids, Chlamydia, crabs, herpies. (feel free to insert any other STD u may know of)
groupie: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
fanboy 2: ya but i doubt hell make it past 40, u hear hes got the clap, aids, Chlamydia, crabs, herpies. (feel free to insert any other STD u may know of)
groupie: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
by michaelasdue June 26, 2008
Get the guitar mug.A fun music video game that has gameplay involving you picking a song and playing it on a guitar-shaped controller. However, some people get it in their head that just because they can beat "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert makes them the next Dimebag Darrell. Thousands of YouTube videos prove this. Honestly, if you can play "Iron Man" on expert in Guitar Hero, that's nothing to really be proud of, it just proves you play too much. If you can play flawlessly on a real guitar, on the other hand, that IS something to brag about.
Actual guitarist: Why press buttons on a piece of plastic when you can play the real thing?
Gamer: rofl stfu u n00b i can play through the fire and flames on expert guitar hero so im 90 times better than u roflmao yea what u gunna do bout it
Actual guitarist: Go suck a fat one
Gamer: rofl stfu u n00b i can play through the fire and flames on expert guitar hero so im 90 times better than u roflmao yea what u gunna do bout it
Actual guitarist: Go suck a fat one
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A tool used by Zeus to Defeat the Demans that attempt to destroy humanity, wasnt used correctly after zeus until, Tenacious D unleashed its fury onto the worst of satans fury's... Saten
-youre girlfreind is a total succubus
-i know because after i layed a bit of freebird on my Guitar she couldnt handle it and exploded.
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-i know rock on man
-i know because after i layed a bit of freebird on my Guitar she couldnt handle it and exploded.
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-i know rock on man
by Collin Foster January 12, 2008
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she failed slow ride on easy...on FUCKING PRACTICE MODE!!! (true story!)
she failed slow ride on easy...on FUCKING PRACTICE MODE!!! (true story!)
by will is sexy March 14, 2009
Get the guitard hero mug.A method of playing guitar that is not for the faint of heart or faint of tongue in which the player uses his or her tongue to pick notes on the guitar. In general, this method will not result in the guitar getting the shakes, cussing like a sailor, nor squirting.
Man, that front man for the blues band was very skilled in guitaralingus. His girlfriend must be very happy, but i hope he's insured, that's not covered on my PPO.
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It is also a stringed musical instrument with a long, fretted neck, a flat, somewhat violinlike body, and typically six strings, which are plucked with the fingers or with a plectrum.
And A musical instrument having a flat-backed rounded body that narrows in the middle, a long fretted neck, and usually six strings, played by strumming or plucking.
It is also a stringed musical instrument with a long, fretted neck, a flat, somewhat violinlike body, and typically six strings, which are plucked with the fingers or with a plectrum.
And A musical instrument having a flat-backed rounded body that narrows in the middle, a long fretted neck, and usually six strings, played by strumming or plucking.
Lean your body forward slightly to support the guitar against your chest, for the poetry of the music should resound in your heart.
by Bigsmiles24 November 3, 2009
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