Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.
I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.
by Kevin Dean April 28, 2008
Get the golf palsymug. by leafly anonymous August 23, 2022
Get the golf cartmug. When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.
by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023
Get the Golf Herpesmug. by Big clit October 23, 2020
Get the Golfmug. by ae303902293 December 13, 2021
Get the Like a flame to a golf ball.mug. When you hit your golf ball closer to the pin than the previous guy. You are getting inside of the closest shot. For instance during a scramble, If Eric hits a shot close to the pin, the team want Josh to get inside of him.
by Bruno Von Schnoz September 28, 2021
Get the Prison Golfmug. The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.
girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!
by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 26, 2021
Get the Forced mini golfmug.