Fucktardianism

For some a way of life is growing up, getting a nice job, having a great spouse and then travelling the world. For those that follow the ways of Fucktardianism there is hope for them achieving all 3 of those things but through those things they are going to do some of the most fucking stupid shit that you have ever seen one example is a bunch of women marching down the street with vaginas on their heads or a group of people burning down the businesses in their own cities and stealing shit just because they felt empowered. Then we have those who wear a mask while driving alone in the car with the windows up or biking up a mountain with no one around. People that didn't win the Darwin award but deserve it are prime examples of followers in Fucktardianism. When you see these people do not attempt to engage with them for they become violently offended very fast and could even try to assault you.

Kids did you see Karen today wearing her mask while riding alone in the car? Now kids that is an example of Karen practicing Fucktardianism, we don't practice that religion here okay.

by Token Dankies September 30, 2021

fucktastrophe

A fuckable catastrophe.

Or

A catastrophe that is fucked

Oh my goodness this is a fucktastrophe the building it on fire

by Ugly Apples January 27, 2022

Fucktard

Another way of saying fucking idiot or dumbass.

Regan is an absolute fucktard.

by _scarxloki_ March 2, 2022

FUCKTA

FUCKTA is believed to be french slang for FUCKTARD. a FUCKTA is a noun or adjective used to describe someone who is the constant cause of fuckery and misery.

noun- That FUCKTA cut me off in the middle of traffic!
adjective-my ex is being such a FUCKTA!

by purlypink March 10, 2022

Fucktardians

Those brainless sheep who still think Biden is doing a good job

My God he is so stupid, he must be one of those fucktardians

by Trojanman May 16, 2022

Fucktard

A fucktard is when someone knows it’s wrong but does it anyway.

It is NOT short for “fucking retard”, “retard” is an offensive word for a mental condition. Fucktards don’t have a mental condition, they just do it wrong because doing it right is too much work.

Dude was supposed to cement in a fence post, but he didn’t brace the pole so the cement set the pole slanted. What a fucktard.

by MrPerrel September 7, 2022

FUCKTARD

A person that is bald and acts stupid with his short friend at the gym.

Hey look! It's a bald man being a fucktard and Perry thinks he's funny.

Author...Badass Bitch Grammy

by Badass Btich Grammy December 27, 2022