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bruised fruit

An experience that allows one to overcome adversity and uses the adversity to grow emotionally and spiritually. Making the adversity become a blessing.
Although the accident damaged John's leg it was bruised fruit when he became an olympic runner.
by Gayle Hedrington February 19, 2008
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Steaming fruit basket

when someone drops a bowl full of dookie and doesnt flush, drops the lid and surprises the next person with a wonderful smell.
I went to Toms house and left him a steaming fruit basket.
by Alaskan fatchick killa March 18, 2009
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hash fruit

crazy frozen europes best 4-field berry mix grade A eaten while crazily being crazy on the webcam. cool way to say frozen fruit
-hey! look! its ur face on webcam! waitaminute, what r u eating?
-its hash fruit baby!!! yeah!
-gimme soma dat fruit
by nihiice! November 19, 2004
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Anal Fruit Salad

An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.
The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.
by SpicConQueso March 25, 2011
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denim fruit

slang term for genitals, male or female.
"Wanna snack on my denim fruit?"
by El Chucho May 27, 2006
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Alaskan fruitbasket

This is when you're fucking a girl missionary style, you cum in her, slurp it all out, then proceed to slowly spit it back into her nasty vagina
I'm gonna turn you into a fucking Alaskan fruitbasket bitch.
by Poptartius August 5, 2016
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Fruitcake

A gross cake-like thing that consists of nasty spices, nuts, anddried fruit.
"The trash compactor is full so just dump that in a pan for now." - Inventor of the fruitcake
by purpleppleater1234 April 28, 2011
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