front puff

A front puff is when your mates wife who may go by the name Jess lets off a dirty queef right in front of you

Jess did you just front puff in my face you dirty booze hag

by Mc12234 March 5, 2017

front but

When a female has a "stanky" pussy, or has a very fat pussy resulting in the look of a but in the front of your pants.

Applies to all women

1• Female I can smell your front but from here .

2• damn look at the front but on that fat bitch.

by Q-town definer December 10, 2016

Front Bum Scrum

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.

"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"

"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"

by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017

Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

by eddy September 19, 2017

front twix

Penis. Dong. Johnson. Pud.

I asked her if she wanted the left or right twix. She said "Neither. I want the front twix tonight baby."

by FrontTwix October 21, 2017

front tackler

This is the lucrative position of a football player who is permitted to run into the field and tackle the opponents, thereally is only one on the team and can only use this power once per game. See: Front stabber

Whoa! I can't believe that they used the front tackler on that play! Now they have to deal with the rest of the game without using him.

by ShinSplintBitchBoy October 21, 2017

front ass

when an ass is so big you can see it from the front

dude sheila is so hot she has front ass

by IBLAZEBUGLES October 26, 2017