Floppy Disk

Non erect penis

Man my floppy disk was all over the place last night

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

floppy stick

Someone who is useless and can't give you satisfaction.

John you are floppy stick m8.

by Abb is a Gbert April 15, 2016

Floppy Fish

To slap someone's face with your hand with a fast side to side motion using the palm then back of hand.

"Matthew is an idiot so Mikey hit him with the floppy fish."

"Man, Im bout to floppy fish yo dumb ass"

by Ms.koolakins August 20, 2017

floppy-flappies

Not to be confused wif "flip-flops" --- i.e., sandals dat just have a sole and strap/pocket for yer toes --- this term refers to a pair of almost-totally-worn-out-and-loose-fitting shoes dat you lounge around in while you're just in da house or yard.

Cool chick, showing up on a favorite male friend's porch: Hey, Dude; I'm feeling a little bored and lonesome --- could you go for a stroll wif me down to da lake and back?
Hot hunk: Sure thing, Sweet Cheex --- just lemme change outta my floppy-flappies here, and I'll be right wif ya!

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Floppy Tango

The meat curtains smacking off the leg during tango

Look at her dance you can see her floppy tango

by Short1e August 10, 2022

Floppy Waggerdoodle

When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.

Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!

Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!

by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019

Floppy Adolf

A floppy Adolf is a semi erect penis because it wants to appear all big and strong, but in reality it will give up when something gets too close and simply go back to being flacid.

GF: C'mon lets fuck
BF: My cocks on a floppy adolf right now it's gonna be a while

by cutmybumcheeks December 7, 2017