Viet Cong Flapjacked

Whenever you're walking underneath a canopy of tree's and an Asian man jumps from a hidden limb, lands on top of u, then takes a massive dump on your neck, right before he cuts your head off.

My brother was jogging on a trail, in the state park, when he got Viet Cong Flapjacked while training for a 20k Ironman course in North Korea!!

by Seezar Sewickley November 28, 2017

Mississippi Mud-Flapper

When a guy shits in a girls vagina then proceeds to eat her out.

Dude...she wanted to do a Mississippi Mud-Flapper last night and it went all over the wall

by LOVESTUMP June 11, 2018

Fappa

A Fat Ass Kappa. Generally underclassmen or pledge who has not been on coke long enough to look like a wrinkled rail.

Guy One " I had sex with a Kappa last night"
Guy Two "DUDE, she was a an ugly bitch"
Guy One" YEah I guess she was kinda a Fappa"

by Dont worry about it haha February 1, 2009

flapper

someone who opens his/her mouth to much and sez a lot of bullshit
someone who constantly lies about getting laid or something he/she didn't do just to fit in with friends/people
bean shooter

i hate all liars and flappers!!!!
flapper

by blthrskt July 24, 2008

flapjacks

Money, dollars.

I got to stop by the bank and get some flapjacks.

by geneparmesean August 21, 2010

flapper

a compulsive liar. they lie or " flap " about everything, to make themselves look cool. Johnny Dee is a flapper.

Johnny - Yo bro i was banging this bitch last night at my cousin john Gotti's house and then all of a sudden bro i dumped that bitch and banged out her mom.
Boy - You are a fucking flapper.

by miSZkAiTLYNd0NATO September 6, 2008

flapper

a saggy vagina that hangs down normally smelly and wet often claps while girl runs

god that girls flapper smells like shitt

by jackithsdfdwe November 8, 2007