fetus noogie

Giving another being or child a noogie with a hanger

"My kid, John, was misbehaving, so I gave them a fetus noogie-"

by Depixelator5555555555 March 23, 2020

Fetus Job

When having vaginal intercourse with a pregnant woman and your penis enter the uterus.

I got with that bitch Brenda last night, ended up getting a fetus job!

by GhostlyXV February 24, 2024

Fetus Deletus

That feeling you get when you want to punch a toddler so hard, they get deleted from the human realm

Man, i really want to fetus deletus my lil sister...

by 77TonyMacarroni77 February 24, 2022

dorsal fetus

a parasite shaped like a fetus that attatches itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to syphon nutrients to itself

woah did you see debby?
yea she has a monstrous dorsal fetus!

by SwabbyLeftNut April 19, 2011

fetus control

fetus control is when a man accidentally or intentionally ejaculates deep into the woman's vagina which he then proceeds to uppercut her uterus, opening up his palm and squeezing as hard as he can make sure to destroy all the eggs possible to avoid pregnancy then screaming fetus control and dipping

joe: hey dud how did you and Julia go?
max: it went well but i had to fetus control that bitch

by shiokarai December 14, 2019

defeatus the fetus

killing a pregnant woman with the sole purpose of getting rid of the baby. fuck having something against the woman, the baby has to go.

person a: "say a ship was sinking and you could only save one person, a veteran nurse or a pregnant woman"
person b: "the pregnant bitch"
person a: "why?"
person b: "defeatus the fetus"

by random_pretzel February 20, 2024

Fuck Fetus February

Welp, the moment you've all been waiting for, the sequel to the torture your dick series. This time it's better than ever, because pretty soon it's gonna be Fuck Fetus February and you better be fucking prepared. And this time it's for women as well. Basically you just fuck your baby. That is it. Fucking your Fetus February.

Dude1: Yoooo guess what time it is! Fuck Fetus February!

Dude2: Just, shut the fuck up.

by Shxdowsk8r January 11, 2023