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Epic Failure

1.When someone completely fails at life.

2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.
Any one of these will make you an Epic Failure.

1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.

2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.

3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.

4.Failure to commit suicide.

5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.

note: I actualy know someone that did #5
by Allrize April 29, 2008
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Failure

Word used to describe people who are crap.
e.g. President Bush.
by Turnipcloud October 10, 2005
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lebanon fail

when the electricity suddenly goes out and there is a black out , or when the internet connection is so slow you feel like breaking your computer even though its not your computer with the issue .. its the shitty internet connection and shitty electricity.
Shadi: Fifa world cup is on its brazil vs. Argentina ! lets watch!
*electricity goes out*
shadi: damn .
ayman: Lebanon fail

i wanted to watch a video on the internet today but the internet connection was really slow
by CANADA_EH June 14, 2010
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fail

UNF fleet from Navyfield. They are just so terrible.
UNF failed so hard they broke up and formed a new fleet called Jollyrogers.
by Ohh yeah! September 1, 2010
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Epic Fail Syndrome

Having a pointless, useless existance and never amounting to anything in life. Much like being a useless tool no one wants to be around and overall general douchebaggery and never doing anything right. Also being known as the Karen of the group (see Dane Cook joke).
Sarcastic Jackass #1 : Kyle is just...so fucked up. He must have the Epic Fail Syndrome. It runs in the Demartino family.

Sarcastic Jackass #2: Yeah, why else would he have to lie about going to college. Did you hear he actually ASKED a girl to "reserve his spot for a partner project"? Who the fuck does that?

Sarcastic Jackass #3: Lmfao what a faggot

Girl (EFS subject asked to reserve spot) : OMFG I cant stand that fucker! Hes gotta have some sort of learning disability, he jsut stands there and flips his hair. Damn right he has Epic Fail Syndrome!
by karend...FAIL August 17, 2009
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Failure

Steven He is such a failure
When he was 9 years old he was still in school
And he used calculators
When his father was 9 he had to walk over hills for miles to get to school 26 hours a day
He had to do it on one foot
His other foot was starting a business
Now Steven is an actor with a YouTube channel
This is why he doesn't have a girlfriend
by i am right behind you January 2, 2022
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fail muffin

This peculiar term is very confusing. Even the creators of this term aren't quite sure what it REALLY means.

A person who is going to beat someone else may be serving them a tray of fail muffins. Or perhaps just one fail muffin. It depends on the size of the fail.

Or, it usually is used to describe something that really sucks.

You might tell someone to eat a fail muffin if they do something dumb. Or, you know, fail.
"Biology eats the fail muffin."
"Haha yeah, I hate Bio."

"1,2,3,4,5,7..."
"...eat a fail muffin dude.."

"I'm gonna beat you so bad"
"No way man! I'm gonna serve you a fail muffin!"
by Emily Taylor June 21, 2008
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