Definitions by Turnipcloud

Bledgie

It's like a wedgie but you pull up a girls bra straps onto her head. You may need to remove her top for this. See how high you can get it......

I gave Lisa a bledgie last night, man, she has boobs!

Bledgie by Turnipcloud October 26, 2005

Bring Out The Cannons 

Phrase used when someone does something for effect. Said for sarcasm.

"Bring out the cannons, he said he was on cocaine!"

Bring Out The Cannons by Turnipcloud October 10, 2005

wlmaoiiho

Would laugh my ass off if I had one. Used when you get tired of LMAO, because you've probably said that so much that it's been laughed off. Is also more interesting than lol.

"wlmaoiiho, cos I've already laffed my ass off!

wlmaoiiho by Turnipcloud October 10, 2005

Failure 

Word used to describe people who are crap.
e.g. President Bush.

He's a total failure.

Failure by Turnipcloud October 10, 2005