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Everclear

There are two kinds. 151 proof, and 190 proof. It is illegal in some states. It can be used as an antiseptic because of it's high alcoholic content and is the best cleaner for the restoration of tabacco smoking pipes. It is a neutral grain spirit. It should NEVER be consumed straight.
Bob: Dude. What happened last night? (after waking up with a massive headache.)

Fred: You had the brilliant idea of drinking Everclear straight from the bottle last night and now you're paying for it...
by peacetea1 August 31, 2010
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Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)

A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.

The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant

The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town

People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit

At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one

Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa

Girl 1: Whats that smell

Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe

Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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w/ever

An increasingly popular im abbreviation for 'whatever.' Used when dismissing another person's comments in a chat room or messenger-type setting.
Person 1: "Oh I am soooo cute!"

Person 2: "w/ever die plz"
by vaeren May 17, 2007
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The Best Band Ever

The Beatles. Period. Even if you don't like them, you still need to acknowledge the fact that they have had more influence over the music industry than any other band or act ever. Disagree? Think about this. The Beatles brought albums to the forefront of the music scene. Before them artists just released singles and sometimes albums with a bunch of filler tracks, usually covers. The Beatles actually wrote entire albums, becoming the base for just about EVERY BAND today. Not only that, but they have sold more albums than anyother act, have had dozens of hits, have several albums in the Rolling Stone's Top 500 Albums list, are #1 in their Best Band list, and have has dozens of hits. If you think you dislike them, I garentee you have heard a few songs you like that you don't know are by them.
by FloydRyvre July 27, 2009
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everclear

Me: What the hell did I do last night?

Friend: You had a cup of straight everclear and you had your pants down on your waist, we could see your ass, you destroyed our toilet, and we had to hold you up while you walked so you wouldn't fall down!

Me: Damn.
by dudeinthe512 December 27, 2009
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best band ever

by Ex March 18, 2005
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happily ever after

Engaged to be married, happily married, or married with children, as in a storybook ending. To be removed from the pool of eligible people to date.
Guy: Did you see Cori last night? She is looking fine!
Friend: Don't even bother, bro... she's happily ever after.
by Ryan Miziker January 31, 2007
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