election erection

A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election

When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!

by spray_and_pray November 17, 2016

Rigged Election

(Noun) An election where too many black people voted. See also: "Election Fraud".

Donald Trump: "There's no way we lost Georgia. There's no way. That was a rigged election. I had two elections. I won both of them.”

by nobody2020 January 7, 2021

Electronic Exhibitionism

An individual that uses electronic media, computers, cell phones, etc. to expose themselves physically to unsuspecting friends, acquaintances, and strangers. They typically send suggestive photos of themselves, or photos of their private parts that are unsolicited and unwelcome. Generally the content is objectionable and would be considered lewd if exposed in a public setting.

John just sent me an unwanted picture of his penis on my cell phone. Electronic Exhibitionism is so lame.

by EnnvYluv April 15, 2009

Electronic Narcolepsy

when someone suddenly drops their head down to check their phone in their lap. Happens frequently at meals, business meetings, etc.

Person 1: Well, we were talking, but then his head just fell over...

Person 2: Did he have a phone in his hand?

Person 1: Well, yeah...

Person 2: Oh, he must have electronic narcolepsy...

by Movieman7108 January 1, 2011

Electronic-landfill

Electronic-landfill are useless electronic gadgets that are of little or limited use or do not function as they should.

That gadget to recharge my phone using solar power and the device that shows cold water as blue and hot water as red is just electronic-landfill

by ITman January 13, 2011

Electronic Sedation

When you gives your kid the iPad in a public place to shut him up while you run errands.

My two year old was throwing a tantrum so I used a little electronic sedation to get us through the supermarket line.

by T_Baggin_Bandit March 1, 2014

Electronify

To create an electronic version of a document that did not previously exist. The process of electronification.

In order to have a permanent version of the document on our computer, you'll need to electronify it.

by SJB10755 April 7, 2015