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Dylan

A dipshit little fag. Yes it is me saying this
Me: hi
Dylan: Fuck you
by SHITMANWHALEBONE May 20, 2019
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Dylan N.

Dylan is the type of guy who chow down on pizza. He loves food and video games.
Dylan N. is the best person to hang out with, but he smells. Dylan smells
by EPICNICO)% May 22, 2019
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Dylans Memes

Sexy man who posts the hottest memes around. He give the ladies a massive erection every time he walks in the room.
“Oh is that Dylans Memes” said the women. “ Yes indeed that is Dylans Memes, why are you getting a boner
by KSMITTY162 April 24, 2019
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dylan the dick

A kid who thinks he’s big and will tell other kids who he thinks feel like they’re big (these kids do not think they’re big) that they are small. He is the kind of person who likes to bully girls who simply roasted him one time. He seems nice until you know him, then he is a total violent dick who throws tantrums.
Random dude 1 : hey did you hear how jack keeps on trying to roast me

Random dude 2 : I know, he’s such a Dylan the dick.
by A_dickhead_hater August 9, 2019
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dylanitis

1) The inability to curse

2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse

3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.
Example:
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word

If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.
by Undetale September 3, 2019
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Dylan

A guy who can be very childish at times but is also very loyal when with the right people. He is hot, usually tall, dark hair, brown or green eyes and he has amazing eyes. He is often misunderstood but just needs to find the right partner who will accept him. An ideal match for a dylan is a tall sexy brunette. This will be a lasting relationship if they both give it a chance.
Blonde girl: Did you hear what that asshole Dylan did this time?
Guy: Sure did but we are still mates
Other girl: I wish he could be mine
by thetruthisherebiatchhh June 20, 2019
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