Dog

1) Noun - A gormless creature, which appears to love any person stupid enough to give it food. Their motives are unknown.

2) Noun - A female human so ugly, people do not even have the courtesy to call them a female animal.

3) Verb - To leave someone alone, without giving a reason.

1) "Why is that dog following me? I only gave it a bit of crust!"

2) "Why is that dog following me? I only gave it a bit of crust!"

3) "Jimmy dogged off. What a geek."

by Thinvader747 June 3, 2010

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The only true friend you will ever have. Treat them right because they treat you right.

My dog is my Scooby(best friend).

by ScoobyForever May 24, 2017

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Someone who leaves their friends to go somewhere else.

Sam: I can't believe Jenny! She dogged me while I was in line to go see Sarah!
Danni: What a dog!

by Thispersonoverhereomg September 13, 2012

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A butt or ass, usually referred to when speaking about a girls behind.

Jeff: Damn,Dil. Look at her dog!
Dilbert: Dude. That is one of the nicest dogs I have ever seen.
Girl: ugh perverts...

by Bigdogfanman February 21, 2011

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A creature that barks at think air 9/10 thick as pigshit sniffs barks pisses and shits everywhere and they need to be punished with a good battering they usually last around 10 years or die at 1 due to rabies and sadly have no receipt so you cant put them back dogs are usually found aimlessly sniffing each others fucking rearend they usually bust all over your kids

Overall they are disgusting filthy animals with no purpose except for the ones stated above

Sparky:*Pisses Shits and cums* everywhere
Tyrone:Stupid ass dog ima kill yo ass nigga
*Sparky Gets Butchered And Served For Dinner*

by BIGFATONIONBASTARD December 24, 2021

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