dirt stocker

Someone who stocks items in a store in the most inconvenient places.

Guy: Why the hell is there a random can of Pepsi among this bread? Damn dirt stockers...

by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014

Dirt Scientist

Someone who always finds the best hurt girls to hookup with

Damn bro, John always finds the best hurt girls to hook up with. He's a certified dirt scientist

by Mr Jean July 14, 2016

darnte

Darnte is a name that shows of understanding love and respect its a name that will respect you

Hi darnte

by Thebestdon January 19, 2017

dirsted

When you get caught doing something you're not supposed to do

When the weed is ash so you say it's dirsted

Toss that Timmy, it's dirsted
Last night i got dirsted

by bigpeaches1234 April 11, 2017

dirt ball gang

A group that is filled with people who are complete dirt balls basically meaning they will do anything with no fucks given for anyone. This group is usually associated with dirt Ball sports such as Wrestling.

"Yo did you hear about that hoe hooking up with Jake!" "What no way he must be a part of Dirt Ball Gang! What a filth!"

by Dick the 3rd January 17, 2018

Dirt Pinch

When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.

I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.

My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.

I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Dirt Noodle

Literally just a worm

Its not a worm its a DIRT NOODLE

by Maxaroniandchease November 15, 2018