Dedsex

When your SO is a mortician and you pretend to be dead while they have sexual intercourse with you.

After she got back from the morgue, she gave me dedsex.

by ChunkyShunky October 4, 2019

Dense Potato

When someone makes a Stupid af comment.
Kinda like a dense motherfucker, but only for a second.

Like a brain fart, but on steroidas.
The Giphy shown represents your brain during a dense

potato moment.

Jay (while on the phone with Johnny): hey Johnny, do you have your Phone?
Johnny: you dense potato. how do you think I am calling you?
Jay: oh frick nvm i'm stupid lol.

You if you typed 'any word' into the search bar.

by MR.kraz74 October 6, 2019

desember 1

They are clever and kind if you want a friend chose someone that he bornd at desember 1

Mary's boy friend was bornd at desember 1

by I am clever October 22, 2019

Desert Vista High School

Whole bunch of pussy ass bitches, the men are fuckboys and the girls are sluts. Everyone is addicted to drugs and fake gang bangs

Going to desert vista high school automatically makes you a bitch

by claysnuts December 15, 2019

Desert ferret

A desert ferret is a term used to describe a very boring person

That Danny is a proper desert ferret isn’t he

by Hazeder January 24, 2020

desertcart

A website used so the third-universe Arabs can buy stuff instead of waiting two decades from Amazon.com

Saud:I can't buy stuff from amazon.

Mohamed: Buy from desertcart then.

by Sansmaster May 2, 2020

Deseased Rat

You

You are such a deseased rat lol

by Justajokeman September 23, 2020