Cooperative Baptist Fellowship

Liberal Christian offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention. CBF's focus is on egalitarian social and political policies along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.

CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tact on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.

Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."

by Tex in Tex August 23, 2008

cooper

v. coop'er

1. To victimize another's moviegoing experience by revealing key plot elements before targeted individual can see the movie.

"Did you see Xmen 3?"
"No. Some douchebag at work totally coopered me and ruined the fucking movie."

by donkeypunchjr July 6, 2006

Cooperation

When looking up cooperation, I found "the definition does not exist yet" which made me realize, there IS no cooperation on the internet...

Person 1: Dude, let's just use some cooperation and this site will be awesome!

Person 2: WTF n00b!

by ChelleBean April 11, 2011

coopers

A traditional Australian greeting, referencing the South Australian beer of the same name. Can also be used to express gratitude.

Mate 1: "G'day!"
Mate 2: "Coopers!"

by BryanPeppers November 13, 2011

david cooperfield

this takes place in a bedroom. when you are bangin the girl in the ass and she has her face in the pillows. your friend is outside the window, he comes in and u pull out and he sticks his in. you leave the room and after a while the friend says this isnt whats his name.

Dude my friend and i pulled off the david cooperfield on your sister!

by Scuba Steve 34! December 20, 2007

cooper

not real,fake, not a real person and or individual, imaginary

holy shit thats cooper

by Coleoeoe February 19, 2008

Cooper Wright

1. When a person is so awesome it makes everyone jealous.

2. When a person is so sexy that ever girl gets wet when seeing him.

3. A slang term for a sexy llama

1. Alex just makes me so Cooper Wright.

2. OMG I saw Tim the other day and it was soooooo Cooper Wright.

3. I was at the soo and I saw this Cooper Wright. I pitched a tent...

by I <3 PChevYetSki December 4, 2009