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Corey D. Alvey

A guy who is bald and sucks on male genitalia.
Man do you see that Corey D. Alvey? He's happier than a queer with a bag full o' dicks.
by appledocky February 4, 2010
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Corey

Corey,

A confusing and mysterious individual who will never be fully understood.

Typically tall, brunette, brown/ Hazel eyes and a sizeable dick.

He has an ability to attract girls for no specific reason, most likely because he gives off a masculine aura.

Very kind and affectionate but also scary and intimidating.

When it comes to sex these guys are long lasting and hastful.

He is smart but stupid at the same time.

One of the most amazing friends who will annoy you but also understand you, care for you and make sure you're always OK.

Probably smokes weed and is always extremely chill, to the point where he's almost too chill in certain circumstances but it makes him a good listener and observant.

As a lover he ticks every box but can seem distant on some occasions.

Either way, a Corey can only be a beneficial addition to your life.

GO FIND ONE!
Some person: "yo, who tf is that?"
Another person: "oh that's Corey."
Some person: "he's sexy but I don't know why"
Another person "its his aura dude, that mysterious sexy god damn aura."
by Alicia's omniscience April 1, 2023
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Corey

Is a toe that smells like poop but is my bestest friend. If you ever meet a cori, you're in luck!
Me: You got stinky toes!
Corey: I stepped on poop
by cuutemuffin November 30, 2021
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Corey

Fucking hell mush look at size of his corey
by Dhudue May 30, 2021
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Chunky Corey

A chunky corey is a fat or girthy penis. The chunk refers to more girth than length of the phallus.

Unlike a chode, a chunky corey still has some length to it.
Jim came round and showed me his chunky corey, he asked if he could put it in my various orifices. I exclaimed “WOW that’s not gunna fit in my little holes”.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Corey and Micah

Corey and Micah are inseparable you can’t mess with one without getting the other they both can handle them selves but are better and stronger together like brother bond
Wow Corey and Micah seem unbelievable
by Drake cook000999 October 20, 2020
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