one of the hottest humans on the planet. always has a good time with younger ladies and loves to get around town all around good funny hot sexy loving guy. Usually very attractive
A vaguely defined somewhat public holiday that encompasses the entire month of December and makes people of all religious persuasions happy. During Christmahanakwanzica people may wear stupid sweaters, wish each other happy holidays, not eat a particular kind of food or not eat at all.
A very red and round haemorrhoid caused by excessive weight lifting in the gym. Particularly a problem for men not making any gains, and those that skip leg day. Regionally significant to Christchurch, New Zealand, where there is not much else to do but go to the gym if you're a single male.
Particularly sought after prize of the local gay community who hold Christchurch cherry popping events every spring when the city's famous cherry trees are in full bloom.
Q- Do you even lift bro?
A- Hard out bro. I've got the Christchurch cherry to prove it.
Christophers are special people who you want to keep around. It will help to get close to a Christopher, on the outside their rough and just one of the guys, but on the inside they're sweet, funny, and a friend who will always come through. Christophers are people that you want to keep up with. Once you're close to one, don't let him go, keep him with you because he will come through for you.
Person 1: Hey Christopher, can you hand me that piece of paper?
Christopher: No get up
Person 1: Christopher, I've known you for a long time, get up
Christopher: I know, I'll get it Person 1: Thanks
Christppher: Anytime
Encompasses Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, and Ramadon all in one big merry holiday. An alternative to the ever-popular Festivus for the Rest of Us from Seinfeld.
"Merry Christmahannukwanzaadon and a happy new year!" said Santa Claus.