When you come back home from a live football game so drunk that you can’t get it up all the way, but she’s still down, and helps you thumb in a softie.
The wife had to help me up the stairs after the game, since I was so drunk, but she was still down for a Soggy Cheeto.
by Phil Alex Ander August 29, 2021
by Alex James Regina November 25, 2007
When a client convinces a lawyer to lie for them in court and they lose licenses
When someone convinces someone to lose everything they worked for by committing a crime.
When someone convinces someone to lose everything they worked for by committing a crime.
by Messiejanders March 11, 2023
An economy that is builded on something really stupid and useless , like karma on Reddit , this maybe came from some incidents on ebay or facebook from kids that selled weird-shaped cheetos
Haha! Yes! Continue buy stupid Fortnite skins from the shop, maybe in the future you can shell them in the Cheetos Economy
by Alkis Umf March 16, 2019
by Bryanisyummy November 16, 2020
1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.
1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?
by Yuuuuuggeeee November 13, 2016
So, it’s basically dream. He would just do his homework while eating hot cheetos but he’s not any ordinary cheetos -girl-.
He would put his dirty cheetos finger on his homework and lick it.
He would put his dirty cheetos finger on his homework and lick it.
Dream: -eat hot cheetos- -put his dirty cheetos fingers on his homeworks- -lick-
Sapnap: yeah, he’s THAT cheetos girl.
Sapnap: yeah, he’s THAT cheetos girl.
by Epic Sok April 11, 2021