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Forklift Certified

When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.
Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?
by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022
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certifiction

"No where does the story mention their biggest exposure: that they gave multiple certifications to the investors in the mortgage securtizations that they did indeed have the trust assets." from: nakedcapitalism.com

I'm sure any losses are covered by the certifiction.
by Pissed Off Old Dude November 12, 2010
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cerys patterson

don't even get me started!
she's a sly bitch that sleeps with every boy she sees and blames everything she does on other people.
she may come across as a nice kind hearted person but really she's just a two faced bithch that stabs all of her friends in the back.
by dickhead on toast June 18, 2019
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certilate

i'm certilate
by poppy supot April 25, 2022
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This only work for certain websites in which there is a guest account present in the ftp log.
how to hack into certain websites. its simple first ya go into internet explorer (if your using netscape sorry) and click the view menu then under that menu you will see a comand that says source click it now copy all the code into a text editor of some type now edit it all ya want and write some html code that will promt you for a download every time you open it make it say something sneaky like “search program” and now for the tricky part. Get your favorite ftp program and login to the host domain as guest and send the edited site to them with the name index.html now sit back n relax and watch the fun
by WorseThanHitler November 13, 2020
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Our world is one which is unable to accurately acknowledge the past, and the toughness of the situations that occured in the past because our own view is so ascewed to that of people from even a centery ago. Despite this people attempt to use our own morals and ethics in order to deem whether or not past events were appropiate, which is something that cannot be done -Charles Gentley inventor of When you need to find a source that says certain things and are unable to do so and end up making your own (source) aka Social Studies
by Charles gentley February 20, 2017
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for certain

Example 1 (Exclamatory):
Tom : for certain! that's a nice ass

Example 2 (Response):
Tom : that's a nice ass
Paul : for certain!
by giraphe November 10, 2003
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