by ray90 November 15, 2018
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by GrandpaDad69 February 4, 2023
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by Hoonier June 28, 2010
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by TheManofyourdreams May 29, 2016
Get the Julianna Cano mug.An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.
I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."
by argonforrest October 22, 2014
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by Big dick III July 15, 2015
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