calm baked

Wjen you calm and baked
at the same time

"Bro im so calm and baked at the same time!"

"Thats what happens when you get high. Its called calm baked"
"Thats rightous man!"

by Baileys.high.rn December 18, 2015

calm yo grits

The hermit crab version of calm yo tits.
Used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it.

I hate you
Wooo! Calm yo grits.
What!? What does that mean?

by Parkderp1 October 9, 2016

calmie

A buzzword abbreviation sort of saying 'calming substance'. Usually used to describe some sort of antihistamine thats used to sedate someone.

"I will go and grab a calmie real quick, hold on."

by dberg12 September 21, 2016

callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject

Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter

by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016

callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject

Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter

by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016

Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016

Calm Treatment

When your parents are super mad at you for doing/saying something, but they don't yell. Instead they use that really stern voice, and you can tell they are holding back every fiber of their being from killing you.

"i got back home 30 mins after my curfew. My dad confronted me in the living room, but luckily, he gave me the calm treatment."

by Lord Gaben Our Savior October 24, 2016