Clutch Oven

A woman who acts as a surrogate for couples who cannot have children on their own

My girl can't get knocked up man...we gotta use a clutch oven

by vader717 August 6, 2010

clutch

Pulling something good out of a tight situation.

"dude i totally boned that chick last night even after i gave her the angry pirate the other night"

"OHHHH!! Clutch!!!"

by Aweiker13 July 23, 2008

clutch

being or doing something pro

usually used in accordance with games

rarely occurring in accordance with o12peasauruso

Also see pro

Man:Yo that kid just got a killionaire.

Woman: yeah i think his name is theclap46.

Man: Wow that kid is clutch.

by theclap46 July 20, 2009

clutch

the female equivalent of a gooch

i was jus about to slide in but i missd and hit her clutch

by JoeStBlaBlaBla April 18, 2006

Clut

A clut is what I call, a slut and a cunt. It's used for the lazy internet language fags. So, instead of, "You're a slut, you cunt." You type, "YOU CLUT!" and people will respond with "A clut?" and you say, "Yeah, what your mom is." So, they will have to type up, www.urbandictionary.com to come look for the word. :

"I wanna bone this girl, but my man said she's a clut. I hate cluts. -Frowns.-"

"Your mom is such a clut, man."

by Michael (Blue) Rotondo June 7, 2007

clutter slut

(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.

Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!

"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."

by Rob Porter March 16, 2008

Clutch or Be Clutch

When you see your friends being Clutch so you call out Clutch or Be Clutch.

Mr_moho: "Yo that nigga Mathew is hating on women again. Clutch or BE CLUTCH"

by IHateBlackPeopleBecauseTheyEat May 30, 2019