A small piece of card (maybe from a cereal box) or other similar slim item (i phone?) placed between the testicles of two lucky men giving an even luckier woman some double trouble. The board is for the less adventurous or shy man who doesn't want his balls slapping against his mates and prevents 'skin to skin' or 'bollock to bollock' contact. Could even prevent premature ejaculation for the more adventurous who enjoy said skin contact.

Rodney always dreamed of a threesome with the neighbors, but as a shy man worried about his balls making contact with Colins. Simply drawing round his testicles on an old Weetabix box and cutting out the shape gave him the perfect made to measure Bollock Board.

Bollock Board by The Testicle Team October 31, 2011

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dunking on the board

This is a general term used by someone who has absolutely no concept of the game of basketball. If you ever hear someone say this, you should immediately be aware that this person has absolutely no business on a basketball court. If you see someone on a court stating this phrase, then rest assured you will soon be smoking their ass in a game of one on one.

Ex: (first guy) Hey man, I'm about to dunk on the board!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!

dunking on the board by kurt April 22, 2005

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spring board

Rhyming slang for "supreme court".
This is the way it sounds when Americans say "supreme court" in TV interviews.

Will has criticized Bush's selection this week of Harriet Miers to sit on the spring board. Bush didn't mention the controversy her nomination has created in Republican circles.

spring board by Dan October 6, 2005

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skate board to eye guy

This term is used by the skating comunity
it is a term that is used to describe a skater who has a black eye or when the skate board comes in contact with someones eye

the term comes from the show bill nye the science guy for people or are unfamiliar with bill nye he is a scientist who had is own tv show it was verry popular in the 90s
the term is relativley close to bill nye the science guy and is often sung with the theme song

"skate board to eye guy
skate,skate,skate skate
skate board to eye guy

this term derived from influence on the southern California culture and was featured on a video called beard no beard this arose the popularity and was the start to this saying
it is no used on a common bases in Connecticut and the eastern side of the united states

yo dude i pulled a skate board to eye guy today at the park i was trying to do a kick flip and the board kicked under me and got me in the eye

skate board to eye guy by jaju baller June 26, 2008

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