Bench hopping

When a fat lazy bitch needs to sit at every bench she sees, regardless just being on one for time.

Gets up from bench.

Walks for 2 minutes and needs another one

Tf you doing. Bench hopping.

by Fatbiatch August 30, 2019

Benched

Done at teenage discos

We benched at the discod

by User 55556 September 13, 2019

Benchi

When preparing food, it is the action of accidentally slapping ones penis against the preparation counter (bench).

"oh man, I was making dinner last night and gave myself the worst benchi ever!"

by Mark March 31, 2020

Bench

Another Word for bitch

From 'The Good Place'

Son of a bench

by Gretchen's Wiener June 15, 2020

bench

Past Participle: Benched
Gerund: Benching

1. Masturbating.
2. A form of lifting weights while laying down.

A: "Bro, you bench?"
B: "Hell yeah, dude. I did two sets last night and I was so exhausted."
A: "Same, did two and it was wet everywhere afterwards. Had to clean up."
B: "haha, yeah, happens. Let's go grab lunch, I'm kinda hungry."

by wikiPika October 26, 2020

bench slap

When a judge unleashes a verbal smackdown of someone in a courtroom setting. A bench slap can be directed at anyone in the courtroom for example: an attorney, a plaintiff, a defendant, etc.

Mane, Judge Thompson went off on that defendant. Dude got bench slapped.

by beccabecca October 29, 2020

benchoed

Means your a sister fucker

U little benchoed

by George cloonie October 2, 2020