bumper lunch

To become intangled in the underside of a moving vehicle . Usually as a cyclist

You'll end up bumper lunch if you don't stop at intersections

by Struggle10 July 21, 2021

Bumper Jerky

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.

I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!

by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021

Bumpersticking

A prank that can be executed anywhere, but is most prevalent among LGBTQ+ communities in the Southern United States. You begin by finding a car with copious amounts of right-wing stickers and waiting until the owner gets back. When the owner is in view, you sprint towards their car, stick a pro-LGBTQ+ sticker over a hateful one, and record their reaction as you run away.

Will and I went bumpersticking last night, and one guy pulled a gun on us! We barely got away.

by localpriest March 28, 2022

Beeper Baby

Akid born in the 90s era

you was born in the 90s your a beeper baby

by codename4our May 1, 2022

Beeper Bottom

A fart or someone who’s farts are extremely high pitched.

Mark: “Come on dude, did you just fart?”
Carl: “Maybe…”
Mark: “Oh my God, you’re such a beeper bottom.”

by UltraShadowMutant June 8, 2022

Bumper of beer

One single unit of 40 ounces/oz of beer.

Can you go to the beer store and get me a bumper of beer?

by Blkdynamite811 July 22, 2022

Bumper Sticker Logic

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.

“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic

by niquil July 30, 2022