better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

i have nothing else better to do

-sitting on your ass
-crackin so many jokes about someone that you have to stop talk about that person every other week.
-randomly making up definitions to better this web site
-bored out of your mind

Geo-"What are doing right now?"
JBZ-"Putting crazy words and phrases on this cool website."
Geo-"Why would yo do something like that?"
JBZ-"Because I have nothing else better to do."

Tony-"Why are vandalizing J-no's property?"
Geo & JBZ-"We have nothing else better to do.

by JG January 4, 2005

Stefan Beater

A large, (sometimes blunt), object that is commonly used to clobber stefan. Often is in the from of a hockey stick.

Stefan came knockin' on my door at 3am so I hauled out my stefan beater and went on a mission.

by Rob April 11, 2005

beepers

The round bottom portion of the buttocks of a female that is seen when she wears short shorts or a swim suit.

I can see her beepers when she wears those daisy duke shorts.

by Ken Teal March 8, 2008

nothing better to do

Being sick to death of something, but still enjoying it anyway.

I was watching TV for hours, because I had nothing better to do.

by SomeoneNew February 27, 2017

Wife beater

A cut-off sleeved t-shirt, usually white in color, worn by people(usually) men when out in the outdoors, working out in the gym, or other instances when they think it is appropriate to show off their arms.

The shirt has its name derived from the police shows when they track down an actual wife abuser from a local trailer park or run down neighborhood. The said individual, in most cases, is wearing this type of garment. Thus the name "wife beater"

"Let's go play some b. ball" "Ok, let me grab my wife beater."

by LonnieK October 8, 2008

Better Business Bureau

An abstraction, or a layer of complexity, formulated by businesses, by which to channel the angst of their customers into endless bureaucratic processes with no other purpose than to make the aggrieved customers go away.

Filing a complaint with the better business bureau sure was a waste of time.

by Mario R. Sanchez September 11, 2008