Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

What I scream at my friends

“Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus! Fuck me jerry FUCK ME”

by Chicken nugget lover April 24, 2018

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it

by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

Beccanitis

A devastating disease which attacks the central nervous system and immediately forces the 5 senses to be overwhelmed with sensations that are not that of human nature. If the disease is not cured immediately, over time this feeling of euphoria advances in stages that may take complete control of every neurotransmitter in the body creating an everlasting release of endorphins which cannot be cured. So the victim is left to live with the feeling of happiness the rest of their lives.

Kc was badly infected by Beccanitis :D

by Kc Divney June 17, 2008

Because I can

An absolute and valid verbal justification of any action that is seemingly without a clear goal or purpose.
This expression is used to quickly make someone realize that the action in itself is so mindnumbingly cool and awe-inspiring that a purpose is no longer necessary.

Me: Why did you do it?
Katarina: Why? Because I can

by The Urban Legend 69 May 20, 2021

I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many

A phrase memed all over the internet as a cringy gamer quote. It's also famous as a shirt design.

"I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many" is one of many examples of how gamers are the worst thing to happen to gaming.

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

Becca

A whore or slut that can not control her sexual urges/ pretends to be innocent while she really makes out with everyone in your parents bedroom on Christmas Eve.

To act like a skank.

"Hey have you seen my Boyfriend?" -You
-Me (smiling) "Yea I just saw him and Becca go upstairs."
"THAT WHORE!"

"dude stop being such a Becca and sit down. He's off limits."
-Becca "No such thing. muhuhahahaha!"

by ugotsaproblem November 10, 2008

because yes

usually used by women; used to refute a point when your entire argument is that you have breasts.

as in:

hot lady: take out the trash.
man: but... i don't want to. why can't you?
hot lady: because yes.

by mt.st.lard-ass November 9, 2010