necro bear

necro bear is the brother of pedo bear.
he doesn't like child porn as much as pedo bear. necro bear likes necro porn.
he has glasses and a moustache

you see a dead person.
you see a bear.
The bear has glasses and a moustache.
you know it's necro bear

by ko3kenbakker February 23, 2009

poopy bear

The most adorable man in the world. Completely loved and adored by everyone that knows him but especially by his beloved.

Men that don't like to be called poopy bear are selfish arrogant men that will always be alone.

Poopy Bear, you are my everything.

by Tia Tini April 23, 2009

Tucker Beared

To be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.

He didn't have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely Tucker Beared by his chocolate lab.

by Plaid-man November 17, 2009

Money Bear

A large gay sugar daddy, who also has a great deal of body hair.

Dude, how are you gonna pay for that? Don't worry, my Money Bear has me covered.

by UncleHotDog July 17, 2020

Breakfast Bear

a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).

John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!

by weezy_beezy May 15, 2009

Cabin Bear

A word to describe ones type. A male who enjoys camping in the woods, with a curly medium legnth beard and "larger" body build.

omg Hayleighs type is so cabin bear

omg look at his flannel and long beard! He is such a cabin bear

by cabin bear March 31, 2020

squirty bears

Diarrhea

Joseph ate at Olive Garden and then had the squirty bears super bad.

by John Barleycorn September 26, 2008