Best wife ever, hard working, loving, caring mother. Marine Wife. While husband is deployed Erica Barter cuts the grass, takes out the trash, cleans the house, cooks, grocery shopping, fixes up the house, takes care of the kids, brings them to appointments, the park, the stores. she feeds the kids, bathes the kids, gets no sleep during the night because the kids are sick, or missing daddy, and so is she. She does this all being pregnant, she's a real woman, wife, mother.
by wbarter85 October 16, 2008
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by J-Dub from 707 March 7, 2009
Get the BART mug.Cathilics are all knowing because they learn everything behind the bible.
Baptists know the Bible, that's it.
Baptists know the Bible, that's it.
by TubaMasta March 16, 2009
Get the Baptist mug.A asshole who dont know how to treat a women. Also only thinks about himself and is all about money.If it came down to it, it would just come down to himself. He only loves someone when he wants something. No respect.
Hes a BART!
by Kapinky December 24, 2010
Get the Bart mug.something thats not catholic; synonomous with high divorce rates, jerry falwell (with his mother in the outhouse) and mainly hypocritical, holier than thou bullshit. see every religion tries to prove its better...in the end catholocism wins by a billion and a half so you baptists can go to hell, which is where your goin when jesus bitch slaps you down to satan...you know what, ill do it, your not worty of jesus' hand...i offically call dibs on the baptist bitch-slaper to hell guy
Jesus: i see your here for the profesional Bitch Slaping Baptist job?
Me: Yes.
Jesus: Why Should i Hire You?
Me: Because you dont have to get your hands dirty in southern redneck inbreds whose lives center around being punished to hell, so i figured id give them what they want
Jesus: I Like your Style, Lets See How Well You do, how does tuesday sound?
Me: No Problem
Jesus: Ok From Now on You are now my Pimphand Bitchslapper...if they ask, tell 'em J hired you and give them a ton of hope that they'll get into heaven, then bitchslap them into satans asshole...
me: Sounds Good
Jesus: Peace, im going to go with peter to bless some kids or some shit like that
me: see u around...
2. " did not have sex with my mother in an outhouse...it was my father"-Jerry Falwell
Me: Yes.
Jesus: Why Should i Hire You?
Me: Because you dont have to get your hands dirty in southern redneck inbreds whose lives center around being punished to hell, so i figured id give them what they want
Jesus: I Like your Style, Lets See How Well You do, how does tuesday sound?
Me: No Problem
Jesus: Ok From Now on You are now my Pimphand Bitchslapper...if they ask, tell 'em J hired you and give them a ton of hope that they'll get into heaven, then bitchslap them into satans asshole...
me: Sounds Good
Jesus: Peace, im going to go with peter to bless some kids or some shit like that
me: see u around...
2. " did not have sex with my mother in an outhouse...it was my father"-Jerry Falwell
by Alex Curtis June 11, 2006
Get the Baptist mug.Is baptizing an human when you open up there humans mind too hear voice's during the baptising process,and exemplifi of paasing out for fun,haveing somebody press on your chest while you hold your breath for 3o seconds and paas out.
by regardless devon victory January 24, 2009
Get the D.H.D Baptising mug.When your girl is on her knees in the hot shower ready to suck you off, and you stretch your nutsack out into the shape of a bowl to catch water inside it. Once full, you dump the holy water on her head to let her know she has been blessed to swallow your unwanted children.
by A ball moron October 16, 2020
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