barditis

the condition whereof a person cannot stop inadvertently rhyming, or speaking and writing in iambic pentameter

>"are you going to the store? toilet paper, we need more"
"you're doing it again, honey"
>"what do you mean? Is it something obscene?"
"i told you if you do the rhyming again going to divorce you Steve"
>"but Barditis is from what i suffer, i know our love is getting tougher, but please bear wi.."
"i'll just go to the store myself"

by spatula007 July 2, 2023

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Bard

Bard is when someone is trying to say that they’re telling the truth similar to the phrase “on god”

Me:”I met a really popular celebrity last week”
Friend:”no you didn’t stop lying”
Me:”bard I did”

by Dmvurbandictionary July 17, 2023

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bairnbane

Killing of one's child, filicide
Not to be confused with childbane (killing of a child)

So many people talking about bairnbane due to the rise of abortion.

by Master of beargreen August 28, 2023

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bard

A un-religious way of saying “On God” originating from Maryland.

Shawn: “I Bod This my gf right here” *shows picture*
Markus: “YO THATS DALICE I KNOW HER!”
Shawn: “Say on bard moe”
Markus: “BARD WE USED TO TALK MOE”
Shawn: “Bro on bard we been together for 2 years so there’s no way”
Markus: “YO BOD WE WAS TALKING A MONTH AGO”
Shawn: “damn my gf a gunna.”

by whytheycallmepookie August 7, 2024

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baerd

Noun: alternative and superior term for "bird". However, a baerd is not merely a bird but represents the epitome of avian excellence. This term suggests an entity that embodies all the exceptional qualities of birds. Derived from the viral King Shark scene in movie Suicide Squad 2.

Verb: to be "baerded" is to be caught by surprise by the King Shark scene in Suicide Squad 2 with no way of escape. May cause extreme shock, rage, enlightenment, and/or heart attack, depending on the victim's worth.

Noun: the baerd, with it's advanced adaptations and intricate behaviours, represents the pinnacle of avian evolution.

Verb:
"What was that sound?"
"You just got baerded bro. You're one of us now."

by bAeRd August 14, 2024

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