Ate an acorn

When you take a shit so big it’s more like a tree is growing out of your ass than defecating

I threw out my back, I should drink more water, I shouldn’t have ate an acorn.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

ateli

a dumb bitch

Oh my gosh that hoe ateli is such a dumb bitch

by thatonepersonwithareallylongna May 31, 2020

Ate and left the silverware

A phrase used to describe when someone does something extremely well and is now helping others to follow in their footsteps.

Thomas: "Did you guys see Amanda's performance? It was amazing!"
Luke: "Yeah! Apparently she's now teaching classes as well!"
Thomas: "Wow, she really Ate and left the silverware!"

by axelgust30 March 25, 2023

My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 5, 2023

Ate and threw up

Somebody who tries to do an action cool but fails miserably.

*an action cool but fails miserably* Ate and threw up

by Altssq November 15, 2021

Pussy ate

When something is just so sooo good that you just HAVE to eat the creators pussy. Past tense is “pussy ated” future tense is “pussy eat”

Bro 1: yo that pizza was so fuckin good
Bro 2: shit yah- whoever made that- pussy ate.

by Bruce Chinchilla March 27, 2022