Spider Egg

when something sucks so much it spawns more things that suck, but don't go away. When a spider lays its eggs, you don't see much, but then soon it opens and 10000 more devils spawn come out.

Person A: Did you hear that new song, Anaconda?

Person B: Yea, it was a pile of spider eggs

by notabadguy January 27, 2015

Alien egg

Stretching your scrotum over your penis and pulling it to your abdomen, creating a fleshy mass that resembles an egg from another planet.

Steve impressed his friends with his ability to pull his sack into an alien egg.

by Scrotal tickle June 14, 2014

Dug's Egg

Scottish Slang: (Dog's Egg). A weirdo, a person with a strange/weird demeanour.

Did you hear the crap that guy was talking...He's a Dug's Egg.
Have you seen the state of the new guy in the IT department...He's as weird as a Dug's Egg.

by Dougies October 24, 2006

Bread and eggs

To describe a meal to an angry male who is hungry at the work cafeteria/lunch room

"Whats for lunch Damien"
"BREAD AND EGGS AHH"

by CHIPSANDSAUCE June 27, 2023

fluffy egg

An unshaven testicle.

She cupped his fluffy egg in the palm of her hand, it was warm and fuzzy.

by ChiHug June 12, 2017

Egg Tuck

When you are hitting her doggy and she reaches under and tucks your man eggs into her snatch.

I busted my nut in ten seconds after Rachel did the egg tuck last night.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

egg-in-bread

when a circle is removed from within a single slice of bread in a frying pan, into which an egg is cracked and consequently fried.

I'm just going to make me some egg-in-bread, do you want some?

by Poodletron August 22, 2009