Definitions by Dougies

juttocks 

Scottish Slang: Utter crap, bollocks, boulders, bullshit, of poor quality.

That DVD you gave me to watch was pure Juttocks.

juttocks by Dougies October 24, 2006

Dug's Egg 

Scottish Slang: (Dog's Egg). A weirdo, a person with a strange/weird demeanour.

Did you hear the crap that guy was talking...He's a Dug's Egg.
Have you seen the state of the new guy in the IT department...He's as weird as a Dug's Egg.

Dug's Egg by Dougies October 24, 2006