(n.) window dressing is the act of disguising a loan by taking money in exchange for the use of a business' asset(s). It shows on the financial statements that the company has both the money AND the asset, making the profits much larger when in reality it has restricted or no use of the asset. The extended definition of money laundering puts window dressing into a legal grey area, whereby it is not perfectly legal, but not illegal enough to build a real case against.
Everyone, from large companies trying to improve their profits, to hustlers on the street wanting extra cash in thier pockets is in to window dressing.
by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004
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The worst Piece of shit Bill gates ever made.
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I love playing Worms Armageddon, but this computer sucks at anything else i try to do.
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Fuckin Blue screen!
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Fuckin Blue screen!
Worthless Windows ME POS!
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Guy 1: Dude, i'm gonna buy Microsoft Flight Simulator
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Guy 2: You fucking noob, flight sim recommends a windows experience index of 5. your computer only rates 3.5. its gonna run like shit.
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Excuse me while I run Windows Update and download yet another 80mb bugfix....er....sorry, "upgrade".
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