Jack Wagon 

Lame, whiney, pathetic, take it in the ass sissypunk looking for a pity party.

Quit crying and grow a pair, you little jack wagon!

Jack Wagon by Agent472007 July 15, 2010

band wagon 

Only being a Red Sox fan when they are in the playoffs...

Katie and Wade are on the Red Sox band wagon.

band wagon by Eric October 9, 2003

chuck wagon 

An art form. The act of farting in one location and then dragging it down range with complete innocence. Similar to crop dusting which is done in an office setting.

To tow a fart along and act like you didnt do it.

A Phantom farter.

Damn Joe, who did the chuck wagon down the hallway?

chuck wagon by Ken Gman February 23, 2008

Pee Wagon 

When a person (primarily female) who at one time was attractive and desirable becomes fat, nasty, and/or skanky.

"Damn, did you see Emily? She got hit by the pee wagon!"

Pee Wagon by ekoostik_lucy July 16, 2006

battle wagon 

A battle wagon is any type of makeshift vehicle that is epic enough to be titled as such. The more epic a battle wagon is, the more likely it is to be spelled with all caps. In order for it to be a true battle wagon, the operator or rider of the makeshift vehicle must yell, "BATTLE WAGON!!!" at the top of his/her lungs while it is in motion. Although most battle wagons are ill-considered for actual battle, the mere battle cry of the battle wagon is enough to cause the foes of its rider to quake in terror.

Jenn: What are you guys doing?!
Josh: BATTLE WAGON!!!

battle wagon by KennyB23 April 29, 2010

Lag Wagon 

When a friend is lagging it and holding up the rest of the group.

Friend 1: Whats taking "friends name here" so long?

Friend 2: Im not sure, but he needs to hurry up and get off the lag wagon.

Lag Wagon by MostdopeJoe November 7, 2011

G Wagon 

Big butt

Esteban has a big g wagon

G Wagon by Lily PopRocks February 11, 2021