whack the jack

Fervent Male Masturbation

Tom wanted to whack the jack before his parents arrived home.

by naazzaan May 2, 2018

Whackazoid

A very strange and weird person. Usually obsessed with you or a certain topic. Never minds their own business. Just an overall annoyance.

My goodness, Nancy keeps asking to hang out. She WONT take the hint..

“Yeah, SHES such a whackazoid.”

by Peapea93 September 28, 2018

Whack Monday

The worst day of the year, scientifically worse than any other Monday. Whack Monday is the first full Monday back to work after Christmas/NYE.

Bro, you going gym later?

Na man, it’s Whack Monday, let’s go tomorrow.

by Angry Albanian January 7, 2019

WhackKashtwat

Someone who aimlessly flaunts money on social media to show that they are better than other people but in real life are generally arseholes who like to show off their parents money (usually have a small number of friend due to their shitty personality)

1: "Did you see jonnys story?"
2: "Yeh what a whackKashtwat"
1: "Silly twat"

by Youflippinmug1 January 11, 2019

whackjobaholic

someone who puts in extra hours at the "crazybitchery factory"

if you have a vagina you are a whackjobaholic.its science!

by Wirmjams October 23, 2019

whack pain

Back pain when your baked

When you’re baked 1/100 times; u get whack pain

by BroyceOG4:(2 November 22, 2019

Whack Playa Hata

Someone who is hating so much on someone else with great level of skill. He must be of a lower state of mental competency.

Nick is a whack playa hata after hating on Juan for that crazy madden TD.

by JRBill July 10, 2020