Pullin' a Trout

The act of getting people an hour away from their destination due to poor directions and memory-loss.

Ruben: Aiight dood, take me to Jaguar Beach
Daniel: kay dood, it's 15 minutes that way, right by Santa Cruz
1 Hour Later
Ruben: THA FUCK WE DOIN' IN HALF MOON BAY
Nick: Looks like Daniel is Pullin' a Trout.

by Suave Leader December 11, 2011

trout head

Very stupid

All bosses are trout heads

by Bawblawblawlawbawm December 15, 2016

Trout

A woman that posts pictures from 5 or so years ago and lies about her age and weight.

I was gonna hook up with this chic, but she turned out to be a TROUT. 20lbs heavier than her profile pics and 10 years older!

by Beach Bum711 September 18, 2017

Trout taco

bad/odorous pussy

Friend: "Did you score with Courtney last night?"
you: " nah she had that trout taco"

by sero123 March 14, 2023

Gutting ur trout

when ur lady asks u to go down on her and u know she hasn't showered in 3 weeks.

Gutting ur trout -Damn it bobby I've been real busy lately now get over here and {gut my trout}!

by The lonemiller July 13, 2016

golden trout

Solid human waste jettisoned by a submarine.

Look at that golden trout fly through the water!

by pablo's girl February 3, 2010

to park a trout

to take a dump, go for a number 2

I need to park a trout before I head out

by davegooner June 22, 2010